August 29, 2025

Mark’s Posts vs. Reality: Innocent Until Proven Guilty?

The court didn’t rush to judgment—they pressed to resolve things quickly so the boys wouldn’t be kept from their father unnecessarily. But Mark forced their hand, violating orders, held in contempt, and refusing to take even a single step toward resolution.
August 26, 2025

Selfie Boy: The Never-Ending Camera Roll of Mark Stephens

Mark Stephens’ endless stream of selfies isn’t sharing life—it’s broadcasting loneliness. From bed selfies to pickleball parking-lot glamour shots, his camera roll looks less like moments worth remembering and more like a sad cry for attention that even teenagers have grown out of.
August 25, 2025

Why Can You See a Pickleball at 40 MPH, but Not Your Kids?

Mark Stephens claims glaucoma and money keep him from completing court-ordered evaluations. But he can see a pickleball at 40 MPH, drive 36 hours for a dog, surf the waves, and move out of state twice. The truth? It’s not about his eyes or his wallet—it’s about priorities. And he’s chosen everything except his children.
August 16, 2025

🎭 Mr. StartFire: The Court-Ordered Sequel Nobody Asked For

Mark’s latest rebrand as Mr. StartFire proves once again that he’s less Mrs. Doubtfire and more Dumpster Fire. Instead of following the three simple court-ordered steps to see his kids, he’s busy fueling billboards with typos and Facebook posts with self-pity. While Robin Williams’ character went undercover, got a job, and hustled for his children, Mr. StartFire just lights matches and calls it love.
August 12, 2025

Always on Your Mind… Unless There’s Any Work to Do

Mark says his boys are “always on my mind,” but in the months since the court gave him a simple checklist to start seeing them again, he’s done absolutely nothing. Not the DV assessment, not the mental health evaluation, not the care plan. And in the one place he’s supposed to communicate about his kids — Our Family Wizard — he hasn’t even asked once how they’re doing. The only place he shows up is Facebook, where “pride and joy” requires nothing more than a Wi-Fi signal.