September 18, 2025

Married in the Spirit? No—Married to the Run-On Sentence

Mark Stephens isn’t exposing false prophets—he’s just exposing his inability to form a coherent thought. His rant about Gustav being “Married in the Spirit” reads less like scripture and more like an angry toddler with an Etch A Sketch.
August 8, 2025

Stay Strong, Dads — Even If You’re Sline

Marklish isn’t just bad spelling — it’s a whole dialect where “respect” means erasing people from stolen photos, “honesty” comes in three conflicting versions, and “sline” is… well, still a mystery. The Marklish Dictionary translates every inspirational meme into what it really means: a carefully cropped reality where Mark is always the hero, and everyone else is cast as the villain.
August 1, 2025

Mark Stephens’ Greatest Hits: A 39-Minute Opera of Delusion

Mark Stephens went live for 39 minutes to share what he called a “public warning” about his ex-wife and her new relationship. What followed was a spectacular display of projection, contradiction, and spiritual cosplay. From claiming he’s been “silent for 18 months” (while posting daily), to accusing another man of living in “his house”—all while *he’s living with his ex-girlfriend and her husband—*this post breaks down every hypocrisy line by line. Sometimes the loudest accusations are just confessions with a filter.