attention seeking Archives - Mark A. Stephens

August 26, 2025

Selfie Boy: The Never-Ending Camera Roll of Mark Stephens

Mark Stephens’ endless stream of selfies isn’t sharing life—it’s broadcasting loneliness. From bed selfies to pickleball parking-lot glamour shots, his camera roll looks less like moments worth remembering and more like a sad cry for attention that even teenagers have grown out of.

August 18, 2025

The Gospel of Attention: Selfies, Hashtags, and Holy Pickleball

Mark’s latest selfie is less “chilling good vibes” and more “thirst trap for traction.” When hashtags about the Messiah get mixed with pickleball glory shots, it’s clear the only spirit he’s chasing is attention. This isn’t a man sharing faith—it’s a man desperately refreshing for likes, fueled only by the fragile temple of social media validation.

July 18, 2025

“Mark—declaring himself the ‘mouthpiece of God,’ but still can’t decide if ‘narc’ is a made-up word and what ‘no holds bars’ even means. Ancient languages? He’s still struggling with modern English.”

July 18, 2025

Mouthpiece of God – No Hold Bars

Mark is back—this time as the self-declared “mouthpiece of God,” writing a book in ancient languages he doesn’t understand, while claiming he hasn’t talked about Covenant Marriage in “a while” (aka 30 minutes). All this from a man who says “narc” is a made-up word and can’t quite nail down “no holds barred.”

July 17, 2025

“Cheaters or Survivors? Mark’s Delusional Narrative and the Plank in His Eye”

“And wait a minute… where does cheating begin, Mark? Careful where you draw that line, Mark — it might circle right back to you.”

July 17, 2025

Public Declarations of Private Devotion: The Art of Humblebrag Prayers

Claiming to pray for others “quietly” while announcing it to the world? Classic case of performative piety — where humility needs likes and validation. Nothing says private devotion like a public post for maximum attention.

July 17, 2025

“Aren’t I Beautiful?”: Mark’s Parking Lot Glamour Shot Saga

Mark posts yet another selfie—not for “life’s beauty,” but for validation. And when the likes don’t come fast enough? He asks directly, summoning Stephanie Arias for a compliment in the comments. Classic Mark.

July 15, 2025

The Real Flex: How to Be a Man of God (Just Ask Mark!)

"Mark Stephens claims to have ‘real knowledge of God,’ but his grandiose self-image, history of manipulation, dishonesty, and disruptive behavior tell a different story. A satirical look at spiritual hypocrisy and ego-driven chaos."