October 24, 2026

But Wait, Smithers… THERE’S MORE! The Absurdly True Story of Mark Anthony Stephens, Philanthropist Extraordinaire

But wait, Smithers… THERE'S MORE! Mark Anthony Stephens gets the Mr. Burns treatment in a darkly hilarious examination of selective generosity. A public thank-you for helping a friend collides with a history of substantially unmet child support obligations, unresolved arrears, and outstanding judgments. It's an absurd story that sounds like an episode of The Simpsons—except the underlying Facebook post and financial dispute are real.
July 16, 2025

📣 “Get a Job!” — The Sermon According to Saint Mark (Anthony Stephens)

When Mark Anthony Stephens — a man who’s turned Facebook into his full-time job while dodging child support and failing to pay for his kid’s baseball uniform — has the audacity to tell others to “Get a Job,” it’s not just ironic… it’s pure performance art. Welcome to the Gospel of Hypocrisy, as preached by Saint Mark of the Perpetual Post.