September 11, 2025

Grammar, God, and $700,000 Worth of Weird

Mark Stephens’ latest post is a crash course in contradictions, bad grammar, and empty hashtags. He mocks his ex-wife and her partner as “weird,” while bragging about a $700,000 home investment he can’t prove. God may know his heart, but the rest of us only see his spelling—and the receipts are missing.
July 16, 2025

🖋️ The Demon Attendance Tracker: Mark’s Ministry of Weekly Exorcisms

In his latest sermon-from-the-scrollbar, Mark announces that his ex-wife is attacked by demons exactly four times per week. Four times. Precisely. This isn’t an estimate—Mark speaks as if he’s personally tracking demonic appointments like an overzealous HR manager.