October 24, 2026

But Wait, Smithers… THERE’S MORE! The Absurdly True Story of Mark Anthony Stephens, Philanthropist Extraordinaire

But wait, Smithers… THERE'S MORE! Mark Anthony Stephens gets the Mr. Burns treatment in a darkly hilarious examination of selective generosity. A public thank-you for helping a friend collides with a history of substantially unmet child support obligations, unresolved arrears, and outstanding judgments. It's an absurd story that sounds like an episode of The Simpsons—except the underlying Facebook post and financial dispute are real.
May 21, 2026

“It’s Complicated”: Mark Stephens and the Evaluation Excuse

Mark Stephens told Nathan that completing the required mental health and domestic violence evaluations is “complicated.” But when travel, beach life, pickleball, trips, and sending Nathan to California are possible, the excuse starts to collapse. The real complication may not be money, distance, or logistics. It may be transparency, accountability, and the hard evidence he cannot bullshit his way around.
May 18, 2026

The Context of His Own Hypocrisy

Mark Stephens loves to talk about staying in biblical context — but what happens when the context is his own hypocrisy? Biblical tattoos, pistol tattoos, religious lectures, unpaid responsibility, and a life full of excuses reveal a much louder sermon than anything he posts online.