August 16, 2025

🎭 Mr. StartFire: The Court-Ordered Sequel Nobody Asked For

Mark’s latest rebrand as Mr. StartFire proves once again that he’s less Mrs. Doubtfire and more Dumpster Fire. Instead of following the three simple court-ordered steps to see his kids, he’s busy fueling billboards with typos and Facebook posts with self-pity. While Robin Williams’ character went undercover, got a job, and hustled for his children, Mr. StartFire just lights matches and calls it love.