Mark Stephens has a gift. Not the gift of discernment, not the gift of wisdom—no, Mark has the rare gift of taking a personal grievance and mangling it into a run-on sentence that even Google Translate won’t touch.

This week’s episode? He’s furious at Gustav, accusing him of being “Married in the Spirit” to a woman who’s still legally married. Now, reasonable people might ask questions, show evidence, or at least use punctuation. Not Mark. Instead, he hammers out this masterpiece of madness:

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Married in the Spirit is so new age How do people who say this think they are true believers in yeshua! #another fire #falseteacher #mysticpastors #newage #kaballah This Man who is Bald pretending and living in another man’s Home saying he is Married in the Spirit but is with a woman who is legally Married live with himself. He does not have a job living of another man’s dime ? time to call out these fake pastors and prophets stay tuned and yes this is Scriptural I have been praying about this it is time. #gustavlaroux

He’s so confident in this post that he has it pinned.

“This Man who is Bald pretending and living in another man’s Home saying he is Married in the Spirit but is with a woman who is legally Married live with himself.”

Ladies and gentlemen, that is not a sentence. That’s a spiritual car crash. Grammar dead at the scene, logic on life support, and clarity missing in action.

Victory in Marriage

Married in the Spirit is so new age How do people who say this think they are true believers in yeshua! #another fire #falseteacher #mysticpastors #newage #kaballah pretending and living in another man’s Home saying he is Married in the Spirit but is with a woman who is legally Married live with himself. He does not have a job living off another man’s dime ? time to call out these fake pastors and prophets stay tuned and yes this is Scriptural I have been praying about this it is time. #gustavlaroux , He does not work pays no rent and will be out soon having to work. Warning the church stay away from my Home as he preaches Symbols from New Age very far from the truth. 1 Timothy 4:1: “In later times some will depart from the faith by devoting themselves to deceitful spirits and teachings of demons”.

But the real comedy isn’t Gustav—it’s Mark. Because every time he posts, it’s less “prophetic warning” and more angry toddler with an Etch A Sketch. Scribbles, shakes, and then proudly pins it to his Facebook feed like it’s a participation trophy in the Olympics of incoherence.

He thinks he’s “calling out false teachers.” In reality? He’s just proving, once again, that the only covenant he’s ever honored is with confusion.

So no, Gustav isn’t the one “Married in the Spirit.” The real marriage here is Mark Stephens to the Run-On Sentence—and it’s a union made in Facebook hell.

#Falseteacher #RunOnRevival #EtchASpirit #MarkyMad