July 16, 2025

📣 “Get a Job!” — The Sermon According to Saint Mark (Anthony Stephens)

When Mark Anthony Stephens — a man who’s turned Facebook into his full-time job while dodging child support and failing to pay for his kid’s baseball uniform — has the audacity to tell others to “Get a Job,” it’s not just ironic… it’s pure performance art. Welcome to the Gospel of Hypocrisy, as preached by Saint Mark of the Perpetual Post.
July 16, 2025

📊 Mark’s Weekly Demon Attack Tracker™: Because Moving On is for Other People

"Mark insists he’s moved on — no longer checking on Tori or her life — yet somehow he knows exactly how many times she’s attacked by demons each week. Four, to be precise. Not three, not five… four. It’s almost as if 'not checking' actually means obsessively monitoring, counting, and narrating her every move, all while claiming spiritual superiority. Classic Mark: preaching detachment while delivering real-time commentary on his ex’s imaginary spiritual warfare."
July 16, 2025

📣 “Mark Stephens Launches a Podcast on Narcissism — Self-Awareness Sold Separately”

At this point, Mark throws up so many red flags that even the most desperate women — the kind who’d overlook a live-in mom’s basement situation and a flip phone — would be running for the exits before he even finishes his first “narcissism” podcast episode.