The Math Doesn’t Math

Broke in court. Ballin’ on the ‘gram.

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“I make $1,200 a month.”
“I’m drowning in debt.”
“I can’t afford child support.”

Also Mark:

• “I invested $700,000 cash in my home.”
• “Here’s my new pickleball paddle.”
• “God opened the door for this weekend getaway.”

Every time the courtroom calls, Mark cries poverty.
But on social media? He’s a trust-fund missionary on a victory tour.

The numbers don’t lie.
But Mark’s never been a fan of math—or truth.

Let’s get into it:

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❓1. How does someone making $1,200/month rack up a $42,000 tax debt?

You’ve claimed the same income since at least 2014. You told the courts you make just over $1,000 a month. So where did this mysterious $42,000 IRS debt come from?

Was it from:

• Coaching? (Unpaid.)
• Speaking engagements? (Uninvited.)
• Ministry donations? (From who?)

Here’s the thing: If the debt’s real, it proves you’ve been underreporting income.
If it’s not, then you’re just using a fake debt to justify dodging child support and spousal obligations.

Either way, it looks a lot like fraud.
And your math teacher is somewhere weeping.

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❓2. How do you afford travel, gear, and video production—while claiming you’re broke?

You’ve posted from:

• Pickleball tournaments
• Hiking trips
• Weekend getaways
• Restaurants
• Courtside seats

You’ve shown:

• New gear
• Branded outfits
• Filming rigs
• Microphones
• Podcast equipment

So which is it, Mark?

Too broke to help pay for Liam’s braces…
Or just rich enough to buy your way into content creation?

Because it’s pretty clear—you’re not “suffering,” you’re spending.

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❓3. How can you not work due to “vision issues” but see a 40mph pickleball?

This one needs no deep dive.
You’ve claimed you can’t work due to medical issues. “Vision problems,” you said.

But your TikToks show you crushing pickleball matches. Tracking fast-moving balls. Dodging shots. Landing serves. Watching line calls.

So you’re blind when it comes to a job…
but eagle-eyed when it comes to your hobby?

Sounds like the only blind spot is in your accountability.

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❓4. Why haven’t you provided proof of the $700,000 you claim to have invested?

You’ve made this claim over and over:
“I put $700,000 into the home.”

But when discovery time comes in court, you never provide:

• Receipts
• Bank records
• Deposits
• Contractor invoices
• A single shred of proof

If it’s true, show the receipts.
If it’s not, stop pretending to be a victim of theft when the only thing missing is your evidence.

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❓5. Why do you still owe for braces, yet brag about luxury nutrition and supplements?

You post about:

• Organic this
• Clean-living that
• Brain chemistry
• Energy shots
• “God fuel”

You’re paying for performance-enhancing health trends—while your son had to delay orthodontic treatment because you wouldn’t chip in.

You say health is important.
Apparently only your health.

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Bottom Line:
You’ve built a persona that doesn’t match your paperwork.
You’re broke when it’s time to give.
Rich when it’s time to shine.

And the only thing you’ve truly invested in?
Is the illusion of being someone you’re not.