The Best Dad in the World Celebrates Another Milestone in Not Showing Up

July 30, 2026
Screenshot of Mark Anthony Stephens’ Facebook post questioning whether the State is necessary for marriage, alongside a commenter asking him to clarify what he means.

Mark Stephens and the Convenient Rules of Marriage

August 18, 2026

The Best Dad in the World Celebrates Another Milestone in Not Showing Up

July 30, 2026
Screenshot of Mark Anthony Stephens’ Facebook post questioning whether the State is necessary for marriage, alongside a commenter asking him to clarify what he means.

Mark Stephens and the Convenient Rules of Marriage

August 18, 2026

Too Many Years Have Gone By. What Did You Enjoy Most, Mark?

Old photograph shared by Mark Anthony Stephens with his sons alongside a post saying too many years have gone by and he enjoyed them all.

Mark Anthony Stephens looks back fondly on years with his sons, raising a harder question about the parts of parenting that never make the social media highlight reel.

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