Brothers and sisters,

Turn with me now to 2 Corinthians 11:14:

“For Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.”

Now… can I get an amen?

Today, I want to warn you about the great deceiver, the father of lies. The one who whispers falsehoods, twists the truth, and undermines what is good and holy.

But first — let’s talk about me.

Point One: What About the Domestic Assault?

Oh, now hold on. Don’t look over there, keep your eyes up here! Yes, the court has something to say about it, but the real enemy is not the judge — it’s Satan, working through… well… apparently everyone who’s ever met me.

Point Two: What About the Neglect?

Some people call it “medical neglect” when your child is literally failure to thrive and you spend your time telling doctors they “invented” his illness for profitDr. Rao. I call it… spiritual discernment. Sure, he was on a feeding tube, but doesn’t the Bible say, “Man shall not live by bread alone”?

Point Three: What About the Child Abuse?

Friends, the Devil wants you to believe that “coaching” your kids to distrust their own mother, stepfather, therapists, and medical team is wrong. But I say unto you: if you repeat the lie enough times, it starts to sound like the truth. And if you can get them to sign a “contract” denying their diagnosis — well, that’s just… parenting.

Point Four: What About the Threats of Violence?

Now, some people will twist your words. They’ll say “threat” when you call it “Godly correction.” They’ll say “menacing” when you call it “being a man of the house.” But brothers and sisters, if Jesus could flip tables in the temple, surely I can pound mine in the living room.

Point Five: What About Following the Laws of the Land?

Romans 13 says obey the governing authorities… unless, of course, you don’t feel like it that week. Then it’s more of a suggestion. Court orders, no-contact orders, restraining orders… these are merely “guidelines” for the unfaithful.

Closing Benediction

Friends, beware. Satan does not always appear with horns and a pitchfork. Sometimes, he shows up… wearing a ballcap he didn’t pay, holding a phone to film the chaos he created, quoting scripture in between contempt filings.

So when you hear the verse, “Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light,” don’t just picture the devil. Picture me… in the mirror… rehearsing my next Facebook post.

Go in pieces, and may the court dates be ever in your favor.e — you’re just reading your own biography out loud.