🎯 Cue dramatic music and the slowest, most self-important clap imaginable 🎯
Ah yes… I saw Mark’s latest deep-thought post last night, straight from the “Prophets of Facebook” collection:

“I would rather my kids hate me after I told them the truth than for them to love me after I lied to them…”

👏👏👏 Wow, Mark! Inspirational stuff.
Honestly, I agree in principle — telling the truth is hard but necessary.
But then… well, there’s Mark.

Let’s break this down for the audience at home:
Mark doesn’t just lie to protect feelings.
He doesn’t lie because life is “complicated.”
No — Mark lies because lying gives him control.
Control over perception, control over narrative, and most importantly, control over people who dare to question him.

Truth, in Mark’s hands, isn’t a fact — it’s a tool.
And here’s the kicker:
👉 If Mark ever accidentally caught himself telling the truth, he’d spend his very last breath lying himself right back out of it.

That’s how deeply committed he is to the bit.

Even when the truth would actually paint him in a better light, he can’t resist twisting, distorting, and rewriting it until he’s firmly back in his favorite role:
✨ The Victim-Hero fighting a grand conspiracy against him. ✨

And this isn’t just ordinary lying — it’s practically an art form at this point.
Mark has spun his tales so many times, it’s unclear whether he even remembers what’s real anymore.
But hey — we could resolve all this, right?
Surely the court-ordered mental health and domestic violence evaluations would clarify things…
Oh wait. He’s refused to complete them. For years.

And even if they were completed?
Wouldn’t matter. Because Mark has a magical talent:
🔮 Declaring all inconvenient facts as lies against him. 🔮

Emails? Lies.
Court documents? Lies.
Medical records from independent professionals? Lies.
Voicemails in his own voice? Lies.
Videos of himself? Lies.
Documents in his own handwriting with his signature? Lies.
Forging others Signatures in his own handwriting? Lies. Lies. LIES!

It’s genuinely impressive.
This is next-level self-delusion — almost admirable in its sheer commitment to… absolutely never being accountable.

So yes, Mark, I agree:
It’s better to tell the truth, even when it’s hard.
But that wisdom only works for people who can actually recognize truth when they see it —
not those who treat truth like a personal insult and then gaslight the entire world to avoid it.

Bravo, Mark.
Another award-winning performance in your tragicomic one-man show.