Ah yes, folks, gather ‘round and let us reflect on today’s nugget of divine inspiration from none other than Mark Anthony Stephens, self-appointed social media theologian and part-time chaos enthusiast.

In a post dripping with irony so rich it could fund a small country, Mark preaches:

“Stop selling Courses about Jesus freely given freely receive, Jesus is not a pay check. Can I get an Amen! Get a Job #truthhurts”

Get a job? Really, Mark?
The man who has logged more hours on Facebook than a Silicon Valley developer…
The man who filmed chaos at his own son’s basketball game while laughing and refusing to intervene…
The man who allegedly couldn’t scrape together funds for his child’s baseball uniform reimbursement…
The man who has spent years performing a masterclass in avoidance of child support obligations…
That guy wants YOU to “Get a Job.” 😂

Let’s take a moment to admire the sheer audacity:
This is a man who effectively treats Facebook as his full-time employer, complete with self-written sermons, DIY infographics, and the occasional late-night rant about demons per capita in his ex-wife’s home… all while dodging actual employment that might result in… oh, I don’t know… feeding his children or paying their medical expenses.

And about that hashtag — #truthhurts — yes Mark, truth does hurt, especially when it exposes your lack of work ethic and financial responsibility while you lecture others about making Jesus their “paycheck.”

Suggested reading from this Gospel of Self-Awareness:

• “Blessed are the unpaid child support orders, for they shall inherit additional court fees.”
• “Thou shalt not reimburse thy kid’s All-Star jersey, for recording chaos at their game is ministry enough.”
• “Render unto Facebook your every thought, grievance, and projection… for it is your true employer.”

So next time Mark types “Get a Job!”, let’s all take a deep breath and appreciate this incredible performance:
The unemployed self-declared prophet calling out the working class for daring to monetize education, while he monetizes chaos — one post at a time.

Amen and pass the irony, please.

There’s no shame in making money from Facebook — unless, of course, you’re claiming you can’t work because of vision problems… while somehow managing to post between 4 and 20 times per day on just one account. And who knows how many accounts Mark actually runs? We’ve heard of at least a dozen and personally seen five. So when Mark Anthony Stephens dares to type “Get a Job!” — it’s not just ironic… it’s a masterclass in performative hypocrisy. Welcome to the Gospel of Excuses, as preached by Saint Mark of the Perpetual Post.