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July 16, 2025Well folks, brace yourselves—because today we must once again honor a man whose humility practically leaps off his Instagram stories and faceplants onto our newsfeeds: Mark Anthony Stephens, the self-appointed anti-narcissist… who doesn’t even believe narcissism is a real thing.
That’s right—while he diligently points fingers at everyone else for their narcissism, he also confidently proclaims that “narcissism” is just a made-up word.
This, my friends, is next-level humility. Let’s take a closer look at the man, the myth, the walking contradiction:
📸 “Woke up handsome again 🙄 this is getting ridiculous 😀”
The courage it must take to post this while denying narcissism even exists!
Here’s Mark—a man trapped in an endless loop of waking up devastatingly attractive—heroically documenting his affliction for the world’s benefit.
But wait: isn’t self-admiration one of the textbook definitions of narcissism?
Nope. Not when you declare narcissism a “made-up word.” That’s the loophole.
Why treat a psychological disorder when you can just erase it with semantics?
🕊️ “Having a man who has a real knowledge of who God is: Is the real flex!! 💯💪❤️😍”
Once again, Mark demonstrates his unparalleled humility by reminding us—subtly, gently, almost accidentally—that he alone possesses “real knowledge of God.”

Never mind the theologians. Forget centuries of scholarship.
Instagram + Mark = Gospel truth 💯.
And remember, it’s not narcissism when you:
- Praise your own divine wisdom
- Frame yourself as the spiritual measuring stick for humanity
- Accompany the claim with biceps and heart emojis
It’s simply confidence… in case you were confused.
🔍 Narcissism? Not a thing, sorry.
While you and I foolishly labor under the delusion that narcissism is a diagnosable psychological trait studied for over a century, Mark has bravely freed himself from such nonsense.

In his universe, narcissism isn’t real unless he says it is.
Which means… he can’t possibly be one. Ever.
Checkmate, psychology!
💡 Projection? Nah…
When Mark calls other people narcissists while showcasing his own daily mix of self-worship and spiritual grandstanding—it’s not projection.
It’s education.
He’s teaching us what narcissism would look like—if it were real.
🔥 In Conclusion:
Mark Stephens isn’t suffering from narcissism—because narcissism doesn’t exist (per Mark).
Instead, he’s courageously battling the heavy burden of being the most handsome, most enlightened, and least narcissistic man on Instagram.
Let’s all take a moment to admire his modesty… as he reminds us again tomorrow.
Praise be. 💯💪❤️🙄📖



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