“Deflect. Attack. Reverse Victim & Offender.”
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Featuring: One man. Seven instruments. A whole lot of projection.

🎸 Band Lineup (All Played by Mark)

• Lead Vocals: Victim Vibes Mark
  Top track: “False Accusations (Are Just My Truth)”
  Screams with conviction. Cries between sets. Blames the audience for the encore.
• Lead Guitar: Gaslight Gremlin
  Top track: “You Made Me Do This (Again)”
  Shreds timelines. Plays backward solos that rewrite history.
• Bass: Daddy Deprivation Dan
  Top track: “They Kept My Kids (But Also I Didn’t Want Them)”
  Slaps the same note over and over: “Alienation. Alienation. Alienation.”
• Drums: Deflection Dave
  Top track: “Pay No Attention to the Court Order Behind the Curtain”
  Keeps the beat while dodging accountability. Uses restraining orders as cymbals.
• Keyboard: Biblical Breakdown Brian
  Top track: “Gospel of Me”
  Only plays minor chords and misquoted Scripture.
• Backup Vocals: Projection Paul
  Top track: “You’re the Narcissist, Not Me”
  Harmonizes by repeating what professionals said about him—just louder and aimed at someone else.
• Triangle: Witchfinder Wayne
  Top track: “She’s a Witch (Because She Said No)”
  Plays once per tour stop—whenever a woman exercises a boundary.

🌎 The Tour

• Opening Act: The Kartini Clinic Contract Choir
  Featuring Dr. Rao’s Greatest Hits like “You Literally Made This Up,” “This is a Real Diagnosis,” and “Please Let Your Child Eat.”
• Stage Design: A Green Screen Backdrop… with No Green Screen Effect
  Just a literal wrinkled fabric of delusion.
• Merch Table:
  • “False Prophet” Foam Fingers (pointing at anyone else)
  • “She Lied” Tour Shirts (in women’s sizes only)
  • Bible highlighters pre-selected to only illuminate verses about forgiveness, never repentance

📢 Critics Are Raving:

“A disturbing blend of self-pity and spiritual cosplay. Somehow louder than the truth.” – Family Court Weekly

“Mark’s performance is unhinged in every key. Mostly the key of delusion.” – DSM-5 Fan Club

“He really does play every instrument. Badly. At the same time. While crying.” – Nathan & Liam’s Dignity