
📣 “Consecration While Watching Through the Blinds”
July 28, 2025Does Mark Ever Ask Himself: “What Am I Doing Wrong?”
July 29, 2025“Deflect. Attack. Reverse Victim & Offender.”
Sponsored by Confusion™, Ghosted Logic®, and Spiritual Gaslight Cologne.
Featuring: One man. Seven instruments. A whole lot of projection.
🎸 Band Lineup (All Played by Mark)
- Lead Vocals: Victim Vibes Mark
Top track: “False Accusations (Are Just My Truth)”
Screams with conviction. Cries between sets. Blames the audience for the encore. - Lead Guitar: Gaslight Gremlin
Top track: “You Made Me Do This (Again)”
Shreds timelines. Plays backward solos that rewrite history. - Bass: Daddy Deprivation Dan
Top track: “They Kept My Kids (But Also I Didn’t Want Them)”
Slaps the same note over and over: “Alienation. Alienation. Alienation.” - Drums: Deflection Dave
Top track: “Pay No Attention to the Court Order Behind the Curtain”
Keeps the beat while dodging accountability. Uses restraining orders as cymbals. - Keyboard: Biblical Breakdown Brian
Top track: “Gospel of Me”
Only plays minor chords and misquoted Scripture. - Backup Vocals: Projection Paul
Top track: “You’re the Narcissist, Not Me”
Harmonizes by repeating what professionals said about him—just louder and aimed at someone else. - Triangle: Witchfinder Wayne
Top track: “She’s a Witch (Because She Said No)”
Plays once per tour stop—whenever a woman exercises a boundary.
🌎 The Tour
- Opening Act: The Kartini Clinic Contract Choir
Featuring Dr. Rao’s Greatest Hits like “You Literally Made This Up,” “This is a Real Diagnosis,” and “Please Let Your Child Eat.” - Stage Design: A Green Screen Backdrop… with No Green Screen Effect
Just a literal wrinkled fabric of delusion. - Merch Table:
- “False Prophet” Foam Fingers (pointing at anyone else)
- “She Lied” Tour Shirts (in women’s sizes only)
- Bible highlighters pre-selected to only illuminate verses about forgiveness, never repentance
📢 Critics Are Raving:
“A disturbing blend of self-pity and spiritual cosplay. Somehow louder than the truth.” – Family Court Weekly
“Mark’s performance is unhinged in every key. Mostly the key of delusion.” – DSM-5 Fan Club
“He really does play every instrument. Badly. At the same time. While crying.” – Nathan & Liam’s Dignity



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