The “Marriage Expert” Who Can’t Spell Marriage… or ‘Women’

Mark is at it again — posing online as a marriage expert, dishing out advice under the lofty banner of Victory in Marriage™, while failing the most basic qualification: spelling half of what a Christian marriage actually requires.

Let’s review what he’s trying (and failing) to lecture others about:

• Faithfulness?
  He spells “women” as wemon, so we can only guess how he spells “faithfulness” — possibly “faythfullniss”, which is probably how he practices it too.
• Commitment?
  Commitment requires consistency. Mark hasn’t completed court-ordered assessments to see his own children, let alone spell “commitment” properly.
• Integrity?
  Integrity would mean not dodging financial responsibilities, undermining his children’s care, or weaponizing staged TikTok videos as gospel.
• Communication?
  Christian marriage calls for communication. Mark’s approach? Ignoring the Our Family Wizard app for months while posting daily about being wronged.
• Respect?
  Respect begins with treating women as whole human beings — not reducing them to punchlines in clickbait or misspelling them as “wemon” every single time.

💡 And let’s talk about that spelling for a second:
Poor spelling alone isn’t an indicator of intelligence — anyone can make a typo. But here’s the kicker:
Every single device Mark uses to post online — phone, tablet, laptop — comes equipped with spell check.

This isn’t a momentary slip.
It’s deliberate.
He would have to manually ignore, dismiss, or override autocorrect on every device to consistently produce “wemon.”

That’s not just sloppy — that’s stubborn.
A conscious decision to resist correction, even from his own software.
Which might explain a lot about how he approaches relationships too: correction-averse, resistant to accountability, and determined to stick to his distorted version of reality, no matter how obvious the fix.

So here’s a tip for our self-styled marriage expert:
Before preaching about “modern wemon”, maybe start by trusting your spellcheck — and then work your way up to integrity, respect, and responsibility.

Until then, we’ll be waiting for his next sermon:

“A Husban and his Wemon must honor they’re vowes with faythfullniss and respeck.”