Mark has shared a post from “Time to Put Kids First” The truth? They don’t even make his top twenty. Here’s the real list:

1. His Image

He floods social media with victim posts daily. Hours spent telling the world how wronged he is. Zero minutes spent asking his kids how they’re doing in the court-approved communication tool.

2. Pickleball

He claims glaucoma prevents him from working, but somehow it doesn’t prevent him from chasing balls across a court.

3. Conspiracy Theories

Doctors and psychiatrists beg him to follow treatment plans. Instead, he rants about soy making kids gay and vaccines being poison.

4. His Dog

The dog has better rituals, routines, and attention than his kids ever got. Liam even developed OCD rituals around the dog—because that’s the level of focus Mark modeled.

5. Stolen Hats

At a tournament, he took a little girl’s team cap, lied three different ways when confronted, and let his own son watch the humiliation unfold.

6. Chaos in the Stands

He brought a guest who screamed “F*** Joe Biden” at kids during Nathan’s basketball game. Mark laughed, filmed it, and enjoyed the scene while his son shrank in shame.

7. Excuses

Alienation. Glaucoma. Cheating. Taxes. Conspiracies. There’s always a reason to explain why he can’t do what he’s supposed to do.

8. Selfies

If there’s one thing Mark never forgets, it’s a selfie. Image always comes before substance.

9. Surfing Trips

Can’t travel four hours for court-ordered evaluations, but somehow finds the money and time to surf in California.

10. Living Rent-Free

He’ll move in with friends or family outside Washington—twice—but won’t move where he could get treatment and see his children.

11. His Ego

He made Liam sign a fake “contract” denying his medical diagnosis—just to protect his pride. Doctors confirmed Liam said he was forced.

12. Politics

At kids’ games, his focus isn’t his sons. It’s political slogans, chants, and smirks.

13. Our Family Wizard Avoidance

Court-ordered communication exists for a reason. He logged in once, skimmed nothing, and logged back out. Because silence protects his narrative.

14. Blame-Shifting

He spends more energy accusing others of alienation than doing the simple work to restore contact with his children.

15. Financial Dodges

Support orders? Ignored. Job requirement? Dodged. His bank account is for him, not for his kids’ needs.

16. Attention-Seeking

He doesn’t just stir chaos—he records it, feeds on it, and smiles while others clean up the wreckage.

17. Spiritual Smokescreens

He posts verses and sermons online to deflect accountability, while his actions contradict every line.

18. Fantasy Treatments

He pushes “brain-mapping,” “esoteric bloodwork,” and fringe medicine, instead of supporting evidence-based treatment.

19. Being Right (Even When He’s Wrong)

Every doctor, therapist, teacher, and coach could line up to tell him the truth, and he’d still argue. His need to “win” outweighs his sons’ need to live.

20. Himself

The only consistent priority has ever been Mark. His needs. His image. His excuses. His entertainment. The kids don’t come first—they barely come at all.