A Satirical Commentary on a Glorious Testimony of Spiritual Gaslighting

🎯 “The enemy is after the wemon why?”

Ah yes, friends: welcome back to Victory in Marriage, where grammar takes a sabbatical and theology gets its doctorate in Projection Studies. Mark Stephens has graced us once again with profound wisdom—straight from the burning bush of confusion.

Apparently, in this blessed saga, Mark, spiritual warrior and self-appointed “Man of God,” has declared himself the “spiritual shield” we didn’t ask for. He’s targeted because he was—wait for it—“gas lit.” Lit indeed, Mark. 🔥

💡 Mark’s spiritual math lesson:

• Wife upset = spiritual attack
• Mark upset = righteous anger
• Mark accused = the enemy at work
• Mark’s failure to submit to basic decency = evidence of holiness.

In this divinely inspired word salad, Mark confesses he became the problem because his wife failed to warn him that a “false prophet” lurked in his own home. Imagine! His entire household was a den of deception and his only failing was… failing to submit? (To her? To himself? To his beard oil brand? It’s unclear. But it’s deep.)

🔹 Bonus theological insight:
Ladies—be sure to listen to this! Mark urges you to “see Bull poop.” 🐂💩 And who better to teach that than the man who delivers fresh piles weekly?

⛪️ Spiritual Shield… or Spiritual Swiss Cheese?

According to the video he shared, “A man of God is your spiritual shield.” Naturally, this means Mark Stephens is here to stand between you and the enemy (or more realistically, between your logic and his endless contradictions). But don’t worry: this spiritual shield comes with holes conveniently large enough for hypocrisy, victim-blaming, and public smear campaigns to pass through unhindered.

📣 Let’s not forget:
This is the same Mark who has publicly:

• Preached that marital problems should stay off social media… on a social media page dedicated to broadcasting marital problems.
• Declared that partners should uplift and not smear… while passionately smearing.
• Claimed spiritual discernment… while missing every glaring red flag he himself planted.

📢 Mark’s Love and Correction™:

“If this is Mark’s love and lifting up… who wouldn’t want Mark’s love? It’s irresistible! Smear you today, gaslight you tomorrow, and block you next week—all in Jesus’ name!”

⚠️ Final Word of Warning:
The next time you’re feeling down, remember: you too can post vague ramblings about “false prophets” in your household while conveniently ignoring court orders, child support arrears, and your own behavior! Just grab your phone, film yourself looking intense, slap a few hashtags (#love #oneness #falseteachers), and let the contradictions fly.

🙌 Now go forth and “submit”…

But only after blocking this nonsense.

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