Ah yes—Mark Stephens, spiritual watchdog, professional grievance preacher, and now apparently part-time demon census taker, is back with his profound insights.

In his latest sermon-from-the-scrollbar, Mark announces that his ex-wife is attacked by demons exactly four times per week. Four times. Precisely. This isn’t an estimate—Mark speaks as if he’s personally tracking demonic appointments like an overzealous HR manager.

📅 How does he know?

• Does he receive divine push notifications?
• Is he logged into the Demons’ Outlook Calendar?
• Maybe the demons submit weekly timesheets for his review?

But wait—there’s more.
Mark isn’t just counting demons. He’s also generously expanding his ministry of condemnation to include his ex-wife’s new beau, whom Mark has publicly labeled a demon himself. And just to really drive home his righteousness, Mark is reportedly calling on God to “deliver him to Satan.”

Yes, that’s right—Mark’s spirituality now includes lobbying the Almighty for targeted hit jobs on the guy dating his ex.
Because what would a bitter, performative faith look like without some Old Testament-style imprecatory prayer directed at your ex-wife’s partner?

And let’s not forget Mark’s favorite hashtag: #jezebelspirit.
You see, Mark has long decried the narcissistic misuse of this label… except, naturally, when it’s him doing the labeling. When he does it, it’s discernment, not projection. Funny how that works.

Also worth noting:

• Mark is praying for her, he says. Of course he is. Praying that she—and now her partner too—continue to play their roles as demons in the melodrama he’s authored, so that he can keep claiming center stage as the long-suffering, misunderstood, persecuted “man of God.”

Mark’s theology summarized:

• He alone can diagnose spiritual conditions.
• Ex-wife = demonically afflicted four times a week.
• Her boyfriend = actual demon deserving delivery to Satan.
• Anyone who challenges his narrative = possessed or deceived.

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🎭 “Just a Gentle Reminder: How NOT to Smear Your Spouse—Mark’s Masterclass”

Ah yes, Mark’s post today is a shining example of exactly what he preaches against in every other post.

You see, according to Mark himself:

• Don’t smear your spouse on social media.
• Don’t air your marital troubles for the world to see.
• Don’t pick up the social media microphone every time a thought pops into your head.

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But… wait. What’s this?

In just this one post, our righteous guide has managed to pack in all of the following:

• Adulterer accusations ✔️
• Calling his ex a witch ✔️
• Labeling her boyfriend a “New Age fake pastor” ✔️
• Claiming scripture twisting ✔️
• Declaring she’s “living with a demon” ✔️
• Calling for her new boyfriend to be delivered to Satan himself ✔️
• Hashtagging #jezebelspirit, just to drive it all home ✔️

🌟 Truly inspiring! A man committed to showing us what hypocrisy looks like in real time—live, laugh, smear!

The contradiction?
Mark tells everyone else not to post about their private relationships… but then crafts an entire page dedicated to exposing every detail of his marriage, divorce, and accusations about his ex and her partner.

And he shares it not just in one place—but across platforms, with memes, hashtags, Bible verses, and his signature tone of holy indignation.

✨ Moral of the story:
When Mark says, “Don’t smear your spouse on social media”, what he really means is:

“YOU shouldn’t do it. But when I do it—while quoting scripture, hashtagging #jezebelspirit, and calling your boyfriend a demon—well, that’s just righteous rebuke!”

👏 Bravo, Mark. A walking contradiction. A sermon in hypocrisy. A case study in “Do as I say, not as I post.”

🔔 Serious Closing:
What’s happening here isn’t discernment—it’s distortion.
When religious language is twisted into a weapon, when “prayer” is really about public shaming, and when hashtags like “#jezebelspirit” are used to discredit and demonize women (and now their partners), it’s not faith—it’s manipulation.

This is not about protecting family or honoring God—it’s about maintaining control and rewriting history.
And it’s crucial for anyone observing this dynamic to recognize these tactics:
False righteousness, spiritual weaponization, and projection all masquerading as divine insight.