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🔥🚨 When Parental Alienation Met Proverbs 6: Mark’s Gospel of Glorious Hypocrisy 🚨🔥

🚀👽 “Beamed Up by Proverbs” — The Cult of Mark and the 7 Things He Hates in Himself

Posted by: Heaven’s Gatekeeping the Truth

Well, buckle your seatbelts and put on your Nikes, because Prophet Mark Anthony Apple-Stephens-White just gave us a two-post ride straight to Planet Hypocrisy.

First came the predictable “I’m Being Alienated” pity-party post.


Followed within MINUTES by a “God Hates These 7 Things” flex, straight outta Proverbs 6.

Sir… you just quoted a list where you are every single bullet point like it’s your LinkedIn résumé.

Let’s break down this Bible + Cult Leader = Gaslight Gospel special edition.


🧎‍♂️🚀 Step One: Cry Alienation

Poor Mark. Just a simple father, who:

  • Hasn’t seen his kids because he won’t follow court orders
  • Got hit with restraining orders for, you know, reasons
  • Undermined his son’s eating disorder treatment so badly that doctors called CPS
  • Lives in other people’s homes like it’s part of a religious pilgrimage
  • And blames every consequence on “false accusations” and “Jezebels”

But don’t worry—he’s not in a cult. He just sounds exactly like one. Including the robes of righteousness and anti-government energy.


📖 Step Two: Quote Proverbs… About Yourself

Proverbs 6:16–19 (with bonus commentary from Planet Mark):

  1. A proud look 👀 – “But it’s not pride, it’s discernment™.”
  2. A lying tongue 👅 – “I never lied, I just creatively interpreted the legal system.”
  3. Hands that shed innocent blood 🩸 – Emotionally but make it your own children.
  4. A heart that devises wicked plans 💔 – Like forging court docs and coaching your son to deny his diagnosis.
  5. Feet that rush into evil 🏃‍♂️ – Feet that run to tournaments… with a friend yelling ‘F**k Joe Biden’ at children.
  6. A false witness 🧾 – “Your Honor, I brought these blurry screenshots and a prophecy.”
  7. One who sows discord 🧨 – “Also, here are 47 Facebook videos attacking my ex, her new husband, the pastor, and gluten.”

We checked with God. He said, “Mark… this was a warning. Not a checklist.”


🌌 Introducing: Heaven’s Gaslighting Gate — The Cult of Mark

Move over, Applewhite. There’s a new robe-wearing false prophet in town—and he’s preaching on Facebook Live in front of a ring light and a restraining order.

Like Applewhite, Mark demands complete loyalty:

  • From children he’s alienated himself from
  • From “wives” he claims but won’t divorce
  • From followers he emotionally manipulates
  • And from God, who he regularly claims to speak on behalf of… despite not being able to spell Deuteronomy

But unlike Applewhite, Mark doesn’t need a spaceship.
He’s got a court docket, a ring of unpaid judgments, and a YouTube channel.


📱 The Alienation-Proverbs Combo: Cult Leader Bingo

Only a true prophet could:

  • Post that he’s the victim of “parental alienation”
  • Follow it IMMEDIATELY with a Bible verse that describes his own behavior to a tee
  • While living in someone else’s house
  • While claiming the court is corrupt
  • While calling himself the restored head of a divine covenant
  • While tagging church hashtags in rants about almond milk and “mystic pastors”

Sir, your cult is showing.


🚩 Final Warning from the Mothership:

If your parenting plan includes:

  • Gaslighting your son into thinking whole milk is a government plot
  • Buckle up your butthole, because that soy milk will make you gay.
  • Coaching kids to reject medical treatment
  • Filming chaos at children’s basketball games
  • And claiming persecution because consequences exist…

You might not be alienated.
You might just be orbiting reality.es alienation posts for actual accountability, we’re going to keep pairing his verses with receipts.

Amen and pass the screenshots.