đŸ’„ Dear Emma Johnson: 50/50 Parenting Sounds Great
 Until It’s Weaponized đŸ’„
August 5, 2025
The Bell Tolls for Thee, Mark.
August 6, 2025
đŸ’„ Dear Emma Johnson: 50/50 Parenting Sounds Great
 Until It’s Weaponized đŸ’„
August 5, 2025
The Bell Tolls for Thee, Mark.
August 6, 2025

đŸșWhen Wolves Howl, But It’s Just a Guy Screaming at a Ring Camera Again

Subtitle: Or
 When Projection is So Loud, You Forget Who Moved Out

Let’s break it down.

Mark is back, folks. And this time he’s armed with Bible verses, bad grammar, and a boatload of blame—screaming through all caps like a televangelist mid-seizure.

The post, under the ironically named “Victory in Marriage,” is a throwback to the greatest hits:

  • Not divorced? Check.
  • False teachers! Check.
  • Rent-free church slander? Check.
  • Random Greek words and misuse of Scripture? Oh absolutely.
  • The classic “I’ve been quiet long enough” line? Every. Single. Time.

Let’s get this straight:
He says he’s not divorced, but both legal proceedings (yes, there were two, buddy) say otherwise. He’s literally the guy who filed the divorce paperwork and then ranted that it was “against God’s will” when she didn’t beg him to stop. Pick a lane, Dr. DARVO.

He calls Joann a “false prophet” while quoting Scripture like a budget Bible App AI on shuffle. He throws in Greek like salt on fries, hoping no one checks his Strong’s Concordance. Spoiler alert: We did.

He accuses others of deception while:

  • forging or altering legal documents ✅
  • stalking women with burner accounts and hidden cameras ✅
  • violating restraining orders ✅
  • teaching his children that therapists and doctors are “tools of Satan” ✅

And yet somehow—somehow—we’re to believe that the house he was legally removed from is still “his,” that the church gathering he never wanted is “fake,” and that Gustav (who actually does have a job) is running a cult in his honor?

🧠 Pro Tip: If you’re going to claim to be evicted because of your holy devotion, maybe don’t also include that you’re unemployed, couch-surfing, and won’t show up to court with receipts for any of your claims.


đŸ”„Let’s Talk About the Irony:

Mark: “The Church must rise up against false teachers!”
Also Mark: Refused mandated mental health evaluations, skipped child support payments, and used GoFundMe to dodge legal judgments.

He’s not exposing wolves.
He is the wolf.
Just with more Christianese and less fur.


📖 Bible Verses Mark Might’ve Missed:

  • Matthew 7:5 — “First take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.”
    (Or in Mark’s case: remove the camera from your ex-wife’s front porch first.)
  • 1 Timothy 5:8 — “But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
    (That one’s for all the unpaid child support.)

🚹This Isn’t “Judging” — This Is Documenting

He says “truth will cost you” — which is true. Especially when that truth is documented in:

  • restraining orders
  • court transcripts
  • CPS investigations
  • a mountain of OFW messages where he asks how his son is
 never

🐍Final Thought:

When someone quotes the Bible to explain why everyone else is wrong—but never uses it to correct themselves?
That’s not discernment.
That’s narcissism with a halo filter.


Alternate Translation: “I Will Fight the Truth”

The funniest part of all this? He probably meant it sincerely. That’s the tragic comedy of narcissism—believing you’re the truth-teller while being the #1 opponent of anything grounded in reality.

So, we translated it for clarity:

“I will fight for truth.”
âžĄïž “I will fight the truth: in court, in church, in social media posts, in parental alienation hashtags, and in emotionally manipulative texts to my children.”

He’s not fighting for truth.
He’s in a losing MMA match against it.

And truth? It’s undefeated.