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August 5, 2025
The Bell Tolls for Thee, Mark.
August 6, 2025Subtitle: Or⊠When Projection is So Loud, You Forget Who Moved Out



Letâs break it down.
Mark is back, folks. And this time heâs armed with Bible verses, bad grammar, and a boatload of blameâscreaming through all caps like a televangelist mid-seizure.
The post, under the ironically named âVictory in Marriage,â is a throwback to the greatest hits:
- Not divorced? Check.
- False teachers! Check.
- Rent-free church slander? Check.
- Random Greek words and misuse of Scripture? Oh absolutely.
- The classic âIâve been quiet long enoughâ line? Every. Single. Time.
Letâs get this straight:
He says heâs not divorced, but both legal proceedings (yes, there were two, buddy) say otherwise. Heâs literally the guy who filed the divorce paperwork and then ranted that it was “against God’s will” when she didnât beg him to stop. Pick a lane, Dr. DARVO.
He calls Joann a âfalse prophetâ while quoting Scripture like a budget Bible App AI on shuffle. He throws in Greek like salt on fries, hoping no one checks his Strong’s Concordance. Spoiler alert: We did.
He accuses others of deception while:
- forging or altering legal documents â
- stalking women with burner accounts and hidden cameras â
- violating restraining orders â
- teaching his children that therapists and doctors are âtools of Satanâ â
And yet somehowâsomehowâweâre to believe that the house he was legally removed from is still âhis,â that the church gathering he never wanted is âfake,â and that Gustav (who actually does have a job) is running a cult in his honor?
đ§ Pro Tip: If youâre going to claim to be evicted because of your holy devotion, maybe donât also include that youâre unemployed, couch-surfing, and wonât show up to court with receipts for any of your claims.
đ„Letâs Talk About the Irony:
Mark: “The Church must rise up against false teachers!”
Also Mark: Refused mandated mental health evaluations, skipped child support payments, and used GoFundMe to dodge legal judgments.
Heâs not exposing wolves.
He is the wolf.
Just with more Christianese and less fur.
đ Bible Verses Mark Mightâve Missed:
- Matthew 7:5 â “First take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.”
(Or in Mark’s case: remove the camera from your ex-wife’s front porch first.) - 1 Timothy 5:8 â “But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
(That oneâs for all the unpaid child support.)
đšThis Isnât “Judging” â This Is Documenting
He says âtruth will cost youâ â which is true. Especially when that truth is documented in:
- restraining orders
- court transcripts
- CPS investigations
- a mountain of OFW messages where he asks how his son is⊠never
đFinal Thought:
When someone quotes the Bible to explain why everyone else is wrongâbut never uses it to correct themselves?
Thatâs not discernment.
Thatâs narcissism with a halo filter.
Alternate Translation: âI Will Fight the Truthâ
The funniest part of all this? He probably meant it sincerely. Thatâs the tragic comedy of narcissismâbelieving youâre the truth-teller while being the #1 opponent of anything grounded in reality.
So, we translated it for clarity:
âI will fight for truth.â
âĄïž âI will fight the truth: in court, in church, in social media posts, in parental alienation hashtags, and in emotionally manipulative texts to my children.â
Heâs not fighting for truth.
Heâs in a losing MMA match against it.
And truth? It’s undefeated.



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